thotiemusprime:

egypcianheart:

I HATE Bob’s Burgers for this!!

Lmfao

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oliveaisfierce:

My friends and I at the dances.

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(via ruinedchildhood)

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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(via ruinedchildhood)

Marlon Brando at home, photographed by Sid Avery, 1955.

(Source: thelittlefreakazoidthatcould, via vintagegal)

stiffnips4wintersoldier:

lifelikeslemons:

rairii:

cupcakemichi:

moonykins:

Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF

holy shit i was so embarrassed about this

OH MY GOD

(via thatsingingryffinpuff)

// I want to _____ you.//

sconesandtea100:

suave-groudon:

tillylikestroye:

the-winchester-initiative:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

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I won’t get any but I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

I dunno if reblogging this was a good idea but fuck it.

Eh, worth a shot, dunno if I’ll get anything.

(via dontforgetyourself)

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revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

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"Don’t you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn’t marry a girl just because she’s pretty, but my goodness, doesn’t it help?"

Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

(Source: vintagegal, via vintagegal)

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

(via mondzlikes)

sideponytailanimewife:

me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????

(via yugiohslavic)

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earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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